How to
Start Your Own
(Serious) Country in Fourteen (Relatively) Easy Steps
by Hon.
Most Rev. Dr.
Cesidio Tallini
Professor
Emeritus
of Fourth and Fifth World Studies
Saint René Descartes University
Anyone
can start their own country. To start a serious country, follow the
steps
below.
Starting a serious country doesn't mean that all people or
organisations will recognize your new country, but they generally won't
stop you from trying if they don't see you as a threat. Here's how you
can establish a serious micronation.
- Make sure
you
are at least 14
years old. The most serious micronational organisations won't
even accept your new country claim unless
you are at least 14 years old, and some of the most serious may not
accept your application even if you are 18, since they first require
professional credibility before they can grant other kinds of
credentials.
- Give
yourself an apt pseudonym, or fictitious alternative to your real name.
Regardless of how serious you are, trust me on this one: it
is not a good idea to use your legal name, i.e. the name on your
birth
certificate. Forget about the fact you may be a female, and/or under
18, and therefore a
potential target of sexual predators, or that other nefarious
characters may wish to take advantage of you;
that is not the main reason you should use a pseudonym. At the other
end of the spectrum, forget also
that nonsense called the First
Amendment of the United States Constitution.
That, like every other right in the United States, is not really
worth the paper on which it is written, because the United States, like
a lot of 'Judeo-Christian' countries around the world, is a nation of laws, not a
nation of
law-abiding citizens.
In truth, they all got the cart before the horse, and it is for this
reason that
you may have a right to freedom of speech, but the moment you begin to
exercise it fully is when to begin to lose everything else. You may
enjoy the right to be outspoken, but that will have a chilling effect
on your employment prospects. Also, you will be an easier target for
the demeaning words of unethical bloggers and journalists if you use
your real name, and micronational politicians don't have the luxury of
the nice salary and other perks traditional politicians
have.
Of
course, you may still wish to use your real name if you have
half the creativity of Leonardo da Vinci, since you'll want to ensure
your intellectual property is well-protected. However, even if you are
extremely creative, you will still regret it if you use your real name
in your micronational life.
- Avoid micronationalists that talk
down to you. These people usually have nothing to teach, and
even when they do, they usually don't share their wisdom with others.
Of course, your own ego may be part of the problem, but the
micronational community is naturally full of self-important people, and
even if your ego is tiny in comparison to others, they will still
accuse you of having a big one just like one donkey accuses the other
donkey of having big ears! Another reason you should avoid
micronationalists that talk down to you is that it is hypocritical: as
the leader of a micronation, regardless of its age or status, you have
the same rights as the leader of any other micronation, and acting out
in a different way is only an indication you have an ethical, legal, or
human rights basket case before you. Finally, you should avoid micronationalists that talk down to you because it is hard
to remain optimistic if you hang around them, and you will need to
remain as optimistic as possible if you wish to succeed.
- Befriend
the micronationalist everyone attacks. This is especially true
if he is also attacked by bloggers and journalists. Unless the person
is attacked because of some real scam or crime perpetuated, you have
every good reason to befriend the
micronationalist everyone attacks, even if this seems counterintuitive.
Life as a micronationalist is no different than the world of quantum
physics:
everything is exactly the opposite of what you would expect it to be.
- Make sure
you
are some kind of a
professional. If you are very young, make sure you have
the grades to be at least considered a Professional Student. The most
Serious
Unrecognised Government Organisations or SUGOs won't even accept your
new micronational claim unless you are of a certain age, and you are a
professional of some kind, and
you can't claim to be a professional nation-builder if you've just
started! MDs who have just started practicing don't call themselves
physicians,
but interns.
- Get
yourself at
a free webmail
address. Without this, nobody will
be able to email you.
- Build a
website.
You
don't need a website to start a
micronation, but without one, people will be unable to contact you, and
will know nothing or close to nothing about your micronation. Building
a website also gives you the opportunity to carefully meditate and
organise your ideas about
what kind of micronation you wish to build, the kind of citizens you
wish to attract, what its name should be,
etc., and any serious micronation should be about yourself, but should
also reflect a higher purpose than
yourself. Of course, to build a website you can
start with one of those free websites, but serious potential citizens,
the kind that can
help you develop a country, will not take you seriously if you
don't have a serious, dedicated website. We recommend the services of Servage.net, as they are cheap, and
allow for almost unlimited growth in the future.
- Develop
micronational
symbols/culture.
You should have a flag, and an easy way to get one is to turn an
existing nation's flag upside-down so you don't have to create a
custom one. Once
you have chosen your symbol(s), you can issue stamps, medals, or
a currency if
you wish. Stamps are not too expensive, and are very useful additions
to your letters or postcards. We recommend the services of YourStamps.biz for
custom stamps. Some micronations go as far as inventing their own
culture
and language. Other practical ideas for developing your micronational
culture can be found in the article at http://mpr.cyberterra.net/GrowthStrategies.html.
Of
course,
you might want to get official letterheads
and/or businesscards at a certain point. We recommend the services of VistaPrint.com, as they are cheap,
and allow quite a bit of customisation.
- Apply for
Micronational
Professional Registry (MPR) membership.
The MPR
is the lowest common denominator among Serious
Unrecognised Government
Organisations (SUGOs), but it will
accept your endorsed micronation if you are 21 or older, and
a true professional. The MPR is also a real SUGO, with some impressive
nations and micronations as members, not a YAMO (Yet Another
Micronational Organisation), an organisation to which no Fourth World
nation would
belong to. Joining the MPR gives a new micronation nominal Sixth World status,
and if you work hard at it for 3 or 4 years, you could acquire Fifth
World status. If you join, do use your pseudonym or fictitious name, but also inform
them of your real name, so
your rights can be more effectively protected.
- Find a
territory
for your
micronation. Most micronationalists use
their houses, land no one wants, or land on other planets. Some
micronations exist on land unclaimed by other countries because of a
loophole in a treaty. You'll need a territory at some point, however,
because
this is one of the Montevideo Convention's requirements for statehood
(the
other requirements are to have a government, a permanent population,
and to be able to
host diplomatic relations). If you can't find land, however, then make
some!
No need to be a multi-millionaire to achieve this goal. You can simply
follow Step 11.
- Apply for
United
Micronations
Multi-Oceanic Archipelago (UMMOA)
membership. Even if you have some land claimed or unclaimed by
others, UMMOA
membership will still give you a potential extra embassy. Besides being
another SUGO, the UMMOA
also has some islands which were legally occupied on 6 May 2008, when
it invaded U.S. namespace, and annexed the 11 insular
possessions formerly known as the United
States
Minor
Outlying Islands (USMOI).
The
UMMOA
became
even more of a legal entity in time.
On 22 July
2008, the UMMOA achieved the recognition of all governments and nations
members of the International
States
Parliament
for Safety and Peace
(ISPSP), so now it is legally incorporated into an alternative
UN that was juridically recognised by international law.
Nations or micronations will be accepted as supporters of the UMMOA
regardless of whether they have other territorial claims, or not, so
long they do not claim any island of the UMMOA, or any group of
islands.
Becoming an UMMOA member can automatically give you some potential
territory to
meet Montevideo Convention requirements. If you
join, do use your pseudonym or fictitious name, but also inform
them of your real name, so
your rights can be more effectively protected. Please understand that
the UMMOA has been growing extremely rapidly, and requires, as a
result, greater responsibilities from its members, so joining the UMMOA
is much more difficult than joining the Micronational
Professional
Registry (MPR). Your nation has nominal Fifth World status if you are
accepted here.
- Declare
your
independence.
Once your micronation is a United
Micronations
Multi-Oceanic Archipelago (UMMOA) member, a declaration of
independence
will serve to claim a little piece of UMMOA territory for the purpose
of building a small embassy. Even if you don't achieve UMMOA
membership, however, your declaration may still be able to claim
that your micronation is a Micronational
Professional
Registry (MPR) member, and this is surely significant. Make sure
your declaration
is
read by as many people as possible, as this will also potentially draw
many citizens. For greater impact, you can post your declaration at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FifthWorld,
but
you
first have to join the Fifth World Yahoo! Group. Another good
idea is to join the http://5wc.lefora.com
forum, or Fifth World Community Forum, another serious place to post
your declaration. Here you can also attract some serious diplomatic
recognition from other micronations.
- Build more
than your nation. The micronation born yesterday is a Sixth World nation. When a Sixth World nation begins to
naturally grow offshoots like agencies, institutions, organisations, or
companies, the nation has begun to develop Fifth World nation characteristics,
which give it a certain level of maturity. Give people an extra reason
to join you by providing great new products and services, and I don't
mean just products and services that are like national adverts.
- Acquire
citizens
and learn more.
Without
additional citizens besides yourself,
your micronation will be little more than a pipe dream. Not only you
need capable citzens to fill-in government posts, but you also need
citizens to
attract useful skills and support. You must decide what is the minimum
you expect of your
citizens. They may all have to fill-in an application, but do they have
to pass a test? Do they have to abide by certain laws? Make the part
about laws short and sweet. You don't wish to attract only lawyers and
law
students! You also need to establish what citizens will have to
identify themselves as citizens. A simple ID card? A naturalisation
certificate? A t-shirt? You decide! It's your country, after all! Make
sure you also keep on learning,
and you study existing and well-established micronations. What has led
to their success? What can you learn from them? A great and inspiring
book to read is this one, well worth the $22 cover: The Fifth World: Micronationalism on
Steroids.
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